- getting ready for school in the morning: sits on my bed without a shirt on for 15 minutes thinking about how much I hate school
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.
when you come up with a great post and it gets zero notes
when you come up with a crappy post and it gets tons of notes
when the cheerleaders of your new school rip off your arms
Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be